Vince B. Moneymaker

I hate bios (my own in particular) and I'd rather have my eyes scooped out with a pair of red-hot blacksmith tongs than talk about myself. But if you insist on uncovering the malignant details of my past life before I saw the light and became an author then go ahead and email me at and I'll grace you with the lowlights in all their abhorrent glory.